A boy named WawaY was very sad in a class.
The teacher asked, "WawaY what is your problem?"
WawaY answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the fifth-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the fifth-grade too!"
Teacher had enough. She took WawaY to the principal's office.
While WawaY waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give WawaY a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
WawaY was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: What is 4 x 8?
WawaY: 32, mam!
Principal: What is 6 x 9?
WawaY: 54, mam!
Principal: Ok, 29.24 + 13.72?
WawaY: 42.96, mam!
And so it went with every question the principal thought a fifth-grade should know.
The principal looks at teacher and tells her, "I think WawaY can go to the fifth-grade. "
Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and WawaY both agreed.
Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
WawaY: Legs, maam!
Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
WawaY: Pockets!
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
WawaY: Coconut!
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, WawaY. was taking charge...)
WawaY: Bubblegum, maam!
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…)
WawaY: Shake hands!
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
WawaY: Okey mam!
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
WawaY: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
WawaY: Wedding Ring, maam!
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
WawaY: Nose!
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What is it?
WawaY: Arrow!
Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F' and ends in ‘K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
WawaY: Firetruck!
Teacher: What word starts with a ‘F' and ends in ‘K'; if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.
WawaY: Fork!
Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It's longer on some men, than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
WawaY: SURNAME!
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love ?
WawaY: HEART, mam!
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher :
Principal: Huh! send WawaY to Harvard University!!! Even I got the last ten questions wrong myself!
Hahaha!!!
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